Who says our English is teruk?
Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me..
Malaysians: No need lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one ah?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!
Hahaha
Siapa gelak, angkat tangan!!
Who says our english teruk.
angkat tangan sekali lagi...
me!!!I raised my hand...hehehe...
**diambil daripada kisahlucu.blogspot.com**
British English vs Malaysian English
Akan melamarku melalui ayah dan ibuku
Akan memetikku dari taman mereka
dengan penuh rasa hormat
dengan penuh rasa kasihkan Allah
Lelaki yang baik itu
Akan menjaga pandangan matanya
Akan menegurku dengan hemah
tidak akan menyentuhku selagi bergelar lelaki ajnabi buatku
tidak akan memilikiku tetapi mendidikku
Lelaki yang baik itu
Tidak perlu mengukir kata indah penuh lalai
Tidak perlu mengungkap kata cinta setiap hari
Tetapi akan selalu mengajarku mengucapkan kata cinta pada Allah
Akan selalu menyusun kata indah dan berseni menegur khilafku
Lelaki yang baik itu
tidak akan merasa gah dengan kuasanya
tidak akan mengaku dirinya sempurna
hanya peribadi dan iman penambat hati
kerana kumahu lelaki yang mampu membimbingku
Tetapi layakkah peribadi dan imanku memiliki kamu?
Semoga DIA memakbulkan doaku
Kerana lelaki baik itulah yang akan mengimamkan solatku
kerana lelaki baik itulah yang kudamba sebagai suamiku.
Rusuk Kiri Dia
Kata org "tuah ayam, pada tajinya. tuah manusia tiada sape yg tau. Rezeki setiap orang tu Allah swt dah sediakan...yg penting usaha yang berterusan dan sentiasa berdoa dan redha dgn ujian yg Allah berikan...
Dipetik daripada FB one of my frens:
"Bila Allah cepat makbulkan Doamu, Maka DIA Menyayangimu, Bila DIA Lambat Makbulkan doamu, Maka DIA Ingin Mengujimu, Bila DIA Tidak Makbulkan Doamu, Maka Dia Merancang Sesuatu Yang lebih Baik Untukmu. Oleh itu, Sentiasalah Bersangka Baik Pada ALLAH Dalam Apa Jua Keadaan Pun... Kerana Kasih sayang ALLAH Itu Mendahului KemurkaanNya".
lately nih...aku dah terasa down sgt with what had happen to me last week...huhuhu...takpe2...hati yg sabar akan menerima ganjaran yg besar drp ALLAH swt..insyaAllah...
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::teringat kat cite "MY NAME IS KHAN".
diskriminasi terhadap muslim oleh negara2 barat.::